CHASE'S INTERVIEW!
Interviewer: OK Chase, im just going to ask you a few questions
Chase: whatever, i'm just doing this because Katniss begged me to
Interviewer: yes, about Katniss, when I interviewed her she said that there was nothing going on between you two, is that true
Chase: Well yeah, why wouldn't it be?
Interviewer: Well, we checked you both and she seems to have a bit of your DNA around her mouth are
Chase: *shifts uncomfortably* well, I must have accidentally...elbowed her in the face
Interviewer: But you have some of her DNA aswe-
Chase: OK! So we kissed one time!
Interviewer: two times
Chase: Two times! Does it really matter!?
Interviewer: wow, you broke faster than her ,well yes, it does, you see, people like you and Katniss, fall in love easier than people like us
Chase: So?
Interviewer: *looking at him, waiting for him to understand*
Chase: ...oh...ew! We're never gonna do that
Interviewer: Ok, if you say so
Chase: gross
Interviewer: moving on, how do you feel about everyone else in the forest?
Chase: Their ok...I guess
Interviewer: How do you feel about Caine and Hanna? Together
Chase: those two? as a couple? I mean, come on, I know Hanna likes Caine but he's so oblivious, they both are
Interviewer: So you think they will never be with someone, that they'll die alone?
Chase: no I didn't mean it like that-
Interviewer: *writing things down*
Chase: ugh, anything else
Interviewer: Yes, one more thing. If the scientists caught you again, do you think you would be able to escape?
Chase: of course, we're amazing, I bet they've stopped looking for us
Interviewer: well those are all the questions, and...please don't hurt anybody
Chase: no promises *leaves the room*
Interviewer: *breathes out* Phew! Glad that's over with *stands up and trips over a wire*
Chase: *laughs from outside*
Interviewer: Rotten kid ¬.¬
Chase: hey! *melts the glass and sets the interviewers shoes on fire*
Interviewer: AHHH!
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