SELENA'S INTERVIEW!
Interviewer: Hey Selena Gomez
Selena: Uhh, it's Selena Von Shweetz, not Gomez
Interviewer: Gomez sounds better. So Selena, I'm just gonna ask a few questions if that's ok
Selena: that's ok, lets get started
Interviewer: Get started on what?
Selena: The questions...
Interviewer: What about them?
Selena: ASK THE QUESTIONS
Interviewer: Ok ok, no need to be angry, first question, how do you feel about Katniss, Chase, Hanna and Caine?
Selena: They are waaaayyyy better than Lexie, I mean, they found food and drinks and they can actually keep us under control! They are amazing
Interviewer: Do you have a love interest?
Selena: Nope
Interviewer: Nobody?
Selena: No one
Interviewer: wow, your boring
Selena: Thanks -.-
Interviewer: Hey, easy on the sarcasm. next question. Who do you like the most as a friend in the forest?
Selena: Ummm, I think I like Emily the most
Interviewer: Why?
Selena: I don't know...she's just likable really and-
Interviewer: *yawns*
Selena: ...she's really likable and-
Interviewer: *yawns*
Selena: and-
Interviewer: *gives a really long yawn*
Selena: Excuse me?
Interviewer: sorry, but this is sooooo boring!
Selena: What do you want me to do? Use my powers
Interviewer: ...uhh I heard about Chase and the other interviewer...OK!
Selena: Well, I know that your human
Interviewer: Duh!
Selena: *stands up and picks up the interviewer in her chair with one hand*
Interviewer: You work out, so?
Selena: *Flies around the room with the interviewer*
Interviewer: I've seen better!
Selena:You know what!? *drops the interviewer onto the floor*
Interviewer: Oorrrph!!
Selena: I don't need this! *flicks her hair* amazing person, OUT *comes down to the ground and walks out of the room*
Interviewer: Where's the first aid kit? *tries to stand up but collapses onto the camera*
selena totally owned her!go selena!
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