Katniss: we've been walking for ever, are we ever gonna get to that witch?
Chase: We've been walking for ages
*they all suddenly realize they're surroundings, a big dark and gloomy forest*
Rider: I-I-I'm scared...
*Selena and Georgia jump out, wearing the same monkey costumes*
Georgia: OH OH AH AH! Ahh...*stares at Rider and tilts*
Selena: Don't cave in for love!
*Selena grabs Katniss, Hanna and Arron, Georgia grabs Chase, Caine and Rider*
Katniss: NO! GET OFF!
Selena: Stop struggling!!
Chase: Get off furball!
Georgia: Oh no you di'n't
*Georgia slaps Chase*
Rider: hey!
*Georgia is about to slap Rider, but suddenly hears him whimper*
Selena: OH brother -.- Lets go!
*Selena and Georgia fly away, holding the six*
AT LEXIE WITCH'S EVIL LAIR
Lexie: My evil flying monkeys, have you brought me my chance of revenge
Selena: yes master
*Selena and Georgia push the six into the lair and tie them up, then stand next to them*
Lexie: MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Katniss: That's like the first time she's laughed without coughing
Chase: Let us go!
Lexie: Aww, tin can's getting scared, don't worry, you'll be dead soon
Caine: you'll be dead first!!!
Hanna: Scarecrow shhh!
Lexie: What?
Caine: We're gonna kill you! We're gonna get your hat and get everything we wanted!
Chase: scarecrow, shut, up
Caine: And when we get you, we're gonna make sure your gone
Lexie: Oh, is that so?
Caine: Yeah
Katniss: CAINE!
Caine: who?
Katniss: You! SHUT UP!
*Caine/Scarecrow bursts into tears*
Lexie: now look what you've done, anyway, I have a very detailed death for you all
*Lexie rambles on about how much she hope her plan works, but she hasn't realized that Arron ("Toto") has secretly gotten out of the ropes*
Katniss: Go boy
Hanna: What are you doing?
Lexie: SO my plan can't possibly fail
*Arron barks and jumps onto Lexie's back*
Lexie: Ah! MONKEYS!
*As Georgia and Selena try to get Arron off of Lexie, Katniss, Chase and Hanna break away from the ropes easily*
Katniss: Oh man, I forgot what happens in the movie!
*Katniss spots a bucket of water*
Katniss: Oh yeah!
Caine: Almost there!
*Caine finally breaks away from the ropes, but accidentally falls onto Katniss and makes her drop her bucket of water*
Caine: Woops
Katniss: Dude!
Caine: Who?
Katniss: ugh
Lexie: GET THIS CRAZY MUTT OFF OF ME!
Chase: Now what?
*Katniss shrugs and pours a jar of tarter sauce over Lexie*
Lexie: AGH! IT BURRNSSS!!!!!
*As the tarter sauce enters Lexie's eyes, they begin to melt, and she fall to her knees*
Lexie: IM DYING....IM DY...INGG...
Hanna: Drama queen >.>
*Lexie's body begins to melt, leaving only her hat, her broom, and her outfit*
Caine: Well...that happened o.o
Chase: I guess we should go
*Arron starts to bark, and he picks up Lexie's hat*
Selena: Well who do we work for now?
Katniss: Us
Georgia: Seriously?
Katniss: yeah, anything you want from the Wizard of Concussion?
Selena: Well...we have always wanted to...not be monkeys anymore
Georgia: Or just to get these stupid wings off
Caine: Then follow us!
*The consider your self backing track from Oliver Twist and the group march out*
BACK AT THE WIZARD OF CONCUSSION PALACE
Voice: YOU HAVE RETURNED I SEE
Katniss: Yeah, and we want our wishes!
Voice: WELL...FIRST I MUST
Rider: Wait...somethings behind that screen
Voice: UMMM, IGNORE THE SCREEN
*Rider pulls down the screen, revealing Sam*
Katniss: ok I'm just gonna ignore your outfit ¬.¬
Caine: But...if your just a man
Katniss: -teenage boy -.-
Caine: then how can you grant our wishes?
Sam: like this!
*a big mallet thumps Caine on the head*
Sam: when he wakes up, he'll have brains!
*a big mallet also thump Rider, Chase, Hanna, Georgia and Selena*
Sam: they will also get their wishes
Katniss: wait, but I thought that the ending of this movie had something to do with my-
*A big mallet thumps Katniss and Arron*
Sam: Off to the forest they go!
*it all goes blurry again, and when it stops, Katniss is back in the forest, while everyone has crowded around her*
Hanna: Kat! Your ok!
Lexie: Dang, I was hoping she wouldn't make it
Katniss: Witch -.-, anyway...Hanna! Your not wearing a poofy dress anymore! *hugs her*
Hanna: what?
Katniss: and Chase! Your not made of tin anymore, and you remember I'm your girlfriend! *hugs him*
Chase: huh?
Katniss: Rider! Your not a coward anymore!
Rider: I don't know what your saying but do I get a hug too?
Katniss: and Caine
Rider: awh :(
Caine: yeah
Katniss: It looks like your wish didn't come true cuz you still don't have brains! But your not made of straw! *Hugs him*
Caine: I never was...I think O.O
Katniss: Well, I missed you guys, and I do need you, I dunno what I'd do without you :D
*they all hug*
THE END
Well, that was a cooky dream :), join us next week on SUPERNATURAL!
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