HANNA'S INTERVIEW
Interviewer: Hello Hanna
Hanna: *looking through her notes* hey-.-
Interviewer: What is the item in your hand?
Hanna: A notepad?
Interviewer: And why do you have it?
Hanna: Well, I'm one of the four people that have to take care of 57 people, we have to find a place to stay, things to eat, and something to distract their tiny brains for the day, so don't be surprised if I have a notepad!
Interviewer: ...anyway, I'm here to ask you a few questions
Hanna: And im here so that I can eliminate time instead of listening to billions of rug-rats blaring into my ear drums
Interviewer: and im guessing your the smart one
Hanna: took you a while to figure that out
Interviewer: ...anyway, how do you feel about Caine?
Hanna: uhhh, that's information I'd like to keep to myself
Interviewer: spill it, Chase and Katniss told me everything
Hanna: snitches ¬.¬
Interviewer: So how do you feel about him?
Hanna: I like him, but he's so oblivious, I bet he doesn't even like me, he seems like he's into Selena, but life goes on
Interviewer: how do you feel about Katniss and Chase?
Hanna: *puts down her notepad* there's something going on with those two, I know it. They were acting really weird at one point, but they seem kinda ok now
Interviewer: How about the rest of the people in the forest
Hanna: ugh! Those ungrateful unreliable un-notifiable thieves!
Interviewer: Do you mind using words I understand?
Hanna: *rolls eyes* you don't know what ungrateful means?
Interviewer: of course I do, I just can't be bothered to listen to you whine
Hanna: Hey *stands up and leaves*
Interviewer: oh come on! Come back! we still have another hour to fill or else I don't get paid, and my children will hate me!
Hanna: *comes back* aww you have children?
Interviewer: Yeah
Hanna: *walking away* unlucky you!
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