SAM'S INTERVIEW!
Hallelujah it's the last one!
Interviewer: Hey, Samsung
Sam: What?
Interviewer: I said hey Samsung
Sam: It's Sam...just Sam, no sung
Interviewer: Listen kid we have 15 minutes you really wanna spend it discussing your name?
Sam: No no sorry sorry!
Interviewer: GOOD
Sam: ...hey umm, you don't seem like the happy go lucky interviewer everyone else told me about
Interviewer: Well, once you've been with the judge...you change. Now onto the questions, how do you feel about Katniss, Chase, Hanna and Caine?
Sam: Well, considering I was one of the people who helped them to become our leaders, I probably like them
Interviewer: Sarcasm is not on my list of "things I like" kid -.- next question: Do you have a love interest?
Sam: I don't actually, but I think I might like someone eventually
Interviewer: Or you might just die alone
Sam: well, thanks for killing my mood
Interviewer: I'm an interviewer, that's my job!
Sam: Your...pretty mean for an interviewer, don't you think?
Interviewer: what!? YOU SAYING I DON'T THINK ENOUGH!?
Sam: N-no its just-
Interviewer: CUZ RIGHT NOW IM THINKING HOW TO KILL YOU WITHOUT GETTING ARRESTED!
Sam: AHHHHH! *runs out of the room with the Interviewer chasing him*
AND THAT IS THE END OF THE INTERVIEWS! I AM NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!
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